Knock me down. Whatever.
I was out trying to clean up the latest pine mess from the last wind storm. I had the big garbage can, and I should have known better than to try to move it without first closing the lid. As I pushed it forward, the lid swung back toward my feet. I tripped. The can came crashing over. I fell. Face first. Right onto the lid that was now on the pavement. My nose has several cuts, it throbs, and I'll most likely end up with two black eyes. I hope I heal by Christmas.