There's a new man in town, and he's in my garden!
This appeared on my doorstep this afternoon, a gift from Tobe Brockner of ScareCrowAtions.
My earlier (feeble) attempt at erecting a scarecrow wasn't exactly a success. That puny Granny Junior just didn't have what it takes to scare off a mouse, let alone a crow! This guy, however, really has the brawn to do the job! Look at the size of his....uh, leg? That strong torso! And those are some big hurkin' .......arm?
That handsome face could grace any granny's garden. He's all ready to pitch in and help, too. He brought his own trowel and some work gloves. OK, so they are rather girly gloves. A real man can admit to his feminine side.
He's six feet tall, so I did have to get a bit of help from Mr. Granny to get him situated in the middle of the 2014 strawberry patch (yes, half of those transplants died. Luckily I have more). He did a happy dance when I brought him that basket of tomatoes, and appointed himself "Guardian of Granny's Garden".
What a proud fella he is. In his sissy hat. Wearing his sissy gloves. Oh, dear...what should we name him? Any ideas?
Thank you, Tobe and ScareCrowAtions! Granny loves presents!
If you'd like to purchase your very own scarecrow kit, just click here....
*Disclaimer: I normally do no advertising on Annie's Kitchen Garden. The scarecrow kit was a gift, and I was in no way under any obligation to blog about it. If I review a product and like it, I may (at my discretion) mention it in my blog. If I don't like it, I may (at my discretion) mention it in my blog. I guess that makes me an equal opportunity blogger!
Mr. Wonderful! I love your scare crow! Nancy
ReplyDeleteNancy, he is a cutie, isn't he?
DeleteHmmmm...sissy hat, sissy gloves, and a big ol' pot belly. Um-Liberace?
ReplyDeleteElton?
Boy George??
LOL!
Whatever you end up with, I'm sure he'll bring you many , um, smiles?
Sue, Boy George would really be a good one! Mr. Granny just loved Boy George back in his day....not so much now, LOL!
DeleteLove him! Whatcha gonna name him?
ReplyDeleteTami, I think I'll put all suggestions in a hat and draw one out. Although I'm kind of leaning toward Boy George or Lum.
DeleteI especially love his beer-belly! He can handle the sissy hat and gloves! I'm not good at naming things but he looks like a Lum to me. We had a restaurant chain around here in the 70s by that strange name.
ReplyDeleteNutmeg, I like Lum. Reminds me of Lum and Abner, the hillbillies that were popular when I was a kid.
DeleteHe's got quite a gut on him, Granny. Are you sure he's "guarding" your garden and not helping himself to it? The first name that came into my head was Gary. I have no idea why. I'll try to think of something better.
ReplyDeleteBtw, what a nice gift!
Langela, me's built just like Mr. Granny! Almost. Mr. Granny was jealous that the scarecrow's chest hadn't slipped quite as low as his :-D
DeleteHa! He looks very real. From the size of his belly, he should maybe do a little more work rather than just stand around!
ReplyDeleteI think you should worry. He looks awfully fat and pleased with himself. Are you sure he hasn't been eating your corn?
ReplyDeleteDaphne, that's a possibility.....I wish he'd eat the zucchini ;-)
DeleteThat is REALLY cute!He is very well fed,too! Why would he "NOT" in your wonderful garden-lol
ReplyDeleteI stopped by to tell you my blog moved to another site. I decided to make the move to wordpress. I had more choices, and after trying it out for a few months I found it a bit easier. Do stop by and now you can make comments if you want-remember my issues with that on my blogger:-) robbie
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Robbie, I got a glimpse of your blog yesterday, just as UPS delivered the scarecrow, and I spent the rest of my day playing with him. Gorgeous flowers! I'm glad you're able to receive comments now!
DeleteThe ScareCrowtions team would like to thank you for the wonderful blog and pictures. We are happy that you are enjoying the man of the garden. Please don't forget to enter our photo contest at www.ScareCrowAtions.com for a chance to win a $100.00 gift card.
ReplyDeleteKeri, thank you for the gift, and for visiting my blog! The crows don't seem to bother my garden, so I might have to call him a ScareSquirrel!
DeleteI just love your new guy Granny! I can see that he is well fed!
ReplyDeleteI always feed my men well, Robin!
DeleteI'm so in love with your new guy!! how about "I.M. ADORABLE" ?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one, Dirtdabbler, 'cause He R. Adorable!
DeleteGranny, he reminds me of Raggedy Andy just so, if Raggedy Andy had a beer belly lol!
ReplyDeleteJessica, my men (notice the plural) all have beer bellies LOL!
DeleteLOL, he is quite cute. How about "Gutsy" Gus. I don't know where you get all your energy, gal. I really miss you.
ReplyDeleteI miss you too, BFF. I see your pretty face on Facebook (when I go there, which is very seldom). Today I could name him "Baldy". Mr. Granny took his straw hat back, sans the sunflowers. Now I need to go to Goodwill to try to find him another one. We can't have a hatless scarecrow!
DeleteInstead of boy George how about Papi George...lol.
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